{"product_id":"excuse-pencils-for-introverts-original-funny-pencils","title":"Excuse Pencils for Introverts Original | Funny Pencils","description":"PEOPLE SUCK.\n\nThat’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your niece’s school play. Office parties. Your wedding. \n \n\nIntrovert Excuse Pencils\n8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils\n© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.\n\n8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils Made in the USA\nBox Size: 7 ½\" H x 2 ½\" W x ⅜\" L\nSold in 4-packs\n\nNote: When ordering please specify if you want the old style boxes.","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42421959360567,"sku":"iek1787973701369","price":8.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0605\/6568\/4279\/files\/excuse-pencils-for-introverts-original-funny-pencils_1.jpg?v=1787973706","url":"https:\/\/www.meadowandhearth.shop\/products\/excuse-pencils-for-introverts-original-funny-pencils","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}